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I don't know if it's the midweek blues or the threat of rain or just a cyclical thing that happens every now and again, but I've come down with a small case of blogger's block and while I know that there is nothing so uninteresting as listening to someone complain about the fact that they have nothing to write about, I figure we're all friends here and you won't really hold it against me. Will you?

Because, yeah, unless you want to hear me waffle about whether or not I'm contributing as much to my Roth IRA as I am to my winter shoe collection, or moan about how much it is irritating me that we seem to have some kind of mold situation in our bathroom (why, oh, why do domestic irritants have to exist?), or complain that I have been trying for a month to get a pedicure but cannot, for the life of me, seem to find the time to let someone else paint my toenails while I read a trashy magazine and just. let. go. for one blessed hour, well, then I'm not sure I've got much to offer today.

So before I bore us all to tears, I'll just quickly tell you about the one thing of interest I have to contribute today: the humble collard square. This agreeably chunky little thing really is worth mentioning, even amidst all the bellyaching, because it's just so unassuming and yet so delicious, too. There's not much to the preparation, but what you end up with is sort of a lightened, modern, crustless quiche, heavy on the vegetables and big on taste. I used a little less cheese than Regina calls for, and lessened the oven time a bit for a somewhat more tender and moist result. We ate our collard squares with a few roasted tomatoes alongside, which really was an inspired match (something about greens with tomatoes just makes my heart sing), and found it difficult to leave any leftovers.

The original recipe (for 12!) can be found here, the one below is amended for a smaller crowd. And with that I'm off to contemplate my navel. (To think that a day ago I was actually considering NaBloPoMo again. Ha!)

Collard Squares
Serves 3-4

1 large bunch collard greens
1/4 teaspoon hot pepper flakes
Salt
1 tablespoons butter plus extra for the baking dish
1 small onion, finely diced
1 clove garlic, minced
1/4 pound shiitakes, stems removed, caps finely diced
1/2 teaspoon tamari or soy sauce
4 large eggs
2 ounces Comté or Gruyère cheese, grated
1/4 cup fine dry bread crumbs

1. Remove the tough stems from the greens and wash the leaves well in several changes of cold water. Place them in a large pot and add the hot pepper flakes and 1/2 teaspoon salt. Add water to cover by several inches and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to a simmer and cook, uncovered, until the greens are very tender, about 1 hour. Drain well and cool slightly, then squeeze dry and finely chop.

2. While the collards are cooking, melt the butter in a small or medium sauté pan over medium heat. Add the onion and garlic, sprinkle lightly with one-fourth teaspoon salt and cook, stirring, for 5 minutes. Add the shiitakes and the tamari and sauté until they are tender, about 5-7 minutes. Remove from the heat and cool slightly.

3. Heat the oven to 350 degrees. Butter a 9-by-9-inch baking dish.

4. Combine the collards and shiitakes in a bowl. Add the eggs, cheese and bread crumbs and mix well. Spread into the prepared pan. Bake 20 minutes. Cut into squares to serve hot or at room temperature.

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27 responses to “Regina Schrambling’s Collard Squares”

  1. ann Avatar

    I’ve had blogger’s block too. Then Isaac told me to write about something that wasn’t about food, and, et voila, there, I had a blog post again. Men are so great to have around!
    I love the idea of this. thanks for the recipe.

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  2. Lia Avatar

    Don’t even mention blogger’s block to me! I’ve been a delinquent for almost a month now and I’m not quite sure when I’ll be back. But I kind of have an excuse 🙂
    I’ve still been reading your blog faithfully and I have to thank you for posting this recipe! I got a large bunch of collard greens from my CSA this weekend and while I usually throw them in that Saffron Chard tart you got me addicted to, I think I’m going to use them for this instead!

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  3. Christine Avatar

    This looks great. I completely regret my decision yesterday to not buy collards since we had them a few days ago. Rats! I guess for next week, because this looks right up our alley.
    Thanks for the great recipe!

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  4. Lydia Avatar

    Nice to see a recipe for collards that doesn’t have a ham hock stuffed in somewhere. We’re getting some really good comte at our local cheese market, too, so I’ll put this on my list of recipes to make soon.

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  5. gemma Avatar
    gemma

    Oh I DO wish you would consider NaBloPoMo again. It made November so agreeable last year 🙂
    In your words “Because for all the complaining I did, I actually found myself enjoying the daily blogging thing. The constant sense of vague distress and hysteria, the fantastic feedback, the ever-climbing stats – I kind of like all that stuff. It’s nice being challenged.”
    xx

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  6. radish Avatar

    I’m blocked too – and tired. And just feeling generally blah. With only 2 weeks of vacation a year, I am JUST SO pooped!! NaPoBloMo – that would never happen in my household given just how crazy our schedules ard i would seriously have to quit work. Which would be bad. Because we’re a one income household still and I’m the sugar mama.

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  7. Lauren Avatar
    Lauren

    I got collard greens in my CSA box today and would have been stumped. Thanks for this one!

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  8. mary Avatar

    I’ve had the block too, well, I’ve also been in transition, so it’s been hard to find the time to write. These collards look like something my mother makes (except of course she puts in some ham).

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  9. Lia Avatar

    Oh and I take back what I said about blogger’s block. I put something up today after all, but I’m not sure if it counts since I didn’t write the whole thing.

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  10. deb Avatar

    Aw, I know exactly how you feel when you wonder what is wrong with your life that you cannot find 45 minutes for someone to spoil you (well, your feet, but same thing) rotten. Packing flip-flops in my work bag sometimes helps. That and long lunches.
    I keep thinking about NaBloPoMo, too. Am I insane? Oh right, that has already been established.

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  11. EB Avatar

    That sounds like the perfect late-Sunday-morning-big-mug-of-tea-and-a-book type of meal. Mmmmmm. And I’m with you on the pedicure front! It just should be this difficult to find time for a foot soaking! And my nail shop is around the corner from my house…. pathetic.

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  12. Leah Avatar

    Oh oh! I am so excited about this recipe! I have been eating so many collard greens over the past few months, so this is going to be a must-make in the next week. I know it’s simple and kinda boring, but my favorite way to eat collards lately is to steam them, put some lemon and salt on them, and eat them with fresh tomatoes and two fried eggs. One of my favorite dinners. But somehow I think these little squares might make me re-think that…
    See, even when you think you’ve got nothing to contribute, you go ahead and inspire me anyway. Thanks, lady!

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  13. Luisa Avatar

    Ann – aren’t they, though? I couldn’t agree with you more 🙂
    Lia – you do have a very good excuse indeed, lady. And yes, actually, I thought you might like this tart as a change from the yeasted one – that’s one pretty great, but this is a delicious alternative.
    Lydia – I agree! I almost wrote something about that myself. It’s refreshing – sometimes all that pork addition gets a little boring.
    Gemma – thanks, thanks a lot, my friend. Killing me with my own words here. But seriously, I think this year my head would explode. Just thinking about gives me a little bit of heart palpitations!
    Radish – 2 weeks of vacation, that’s the kind of thing Ben has to deal with too. I would simply strike. My sympathies!
    Lauren – oh perfect! you’re welcome.
    Deb – What IS it with NaBloPoMo? I swear, it’d be the worst decision ever this year, really. And yet. And yet. Oh lordy.
    EB – I did it! After I committed these whiny words to – erm – screen, I went to the corner and forced myself to sit down for half an hour while someone painted my toes. My goodness – it did wonders. And then I had to wade through the nastiness of NYC’s flooded street corners to get home. Oh well – at least my feet looked pretty in the sludge (UGHHHHHHHHHH).
    Leah – 2 tomatoes and 2 fried eggs, you are so cute! That sounds like my kind of dinner actually.

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  14. Sarah Avatar

    Lady, I hear you on the “where o where will i find the time for a pedicure.” What is wrong with our world? Then again, I can’t seem to find the time to get rid of my bathroom mildew either, so maybe I just don’t know how to prioritize. 🙂

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  15. Bonnie Avatar
    Bonnie

    I am so thrilled that you tried out the collard squares this week! I stumbled on your blog about a month ago while looking for the Armenian Tahini Cookie recipe from the L.A. Times. I have been a faithful L.A. Times Food Section reader for over 10 years, trying their recipes week after week. I was torn between the collard squares and the Salpicon in Regina Schrambling’s article, but decided on the Salpicon (I posted an article on my blog: http://www.savoir-flaire.blogspot.com . Thanks for your wonderful stories – I really enjoy them!

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  16. Bonnie Avatar

    Oh yeah – I meant to say that I really liked the Tahini Cookies (even though I don’t think you did!) I made them for my sister who was going through treatments for thyroid cancer and was on a restricted diet.

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  17. Julie Avatar

    I’m deeply committed to collard greens these days — they’re practically a lynchpin of my marriage. I’ve made so many “messes of greens” this summer, they’re practically coming out my ears. I absolutely want to try this recipe, but with a slight modification, since I swear to you that collard greens don’t need to be boiled for an hour, especially not when you’re going to cook them again later in the recipe. It does sounds like it was very successful for you as written, but what do you think about the possibility of cooking the greens a little less, and maybe preserving a little more of their nutritive value?

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  18. Luisa Avatar

    Sarah – ha! That makes two of us. 🙂
    Bonnie – hello, kindred spirit! I’m so glad you found the site. I hope your sister’s better now…
    Julie – “collards, a lynchpin of marriage”… I love this! You know, I’m sure you could boil the collards for less time. They do get chopped up quite finely – as long as you’re not chewing around on some tough old leaf like a cow with its cud, I’m sure it’s fine!

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  19. lindy Avatar

    I too love collards, but suspect that any bitter greens might do well in this. It really is quite a clever, and different recipe. I’m thinking tuscan black kale, because I love it so.
    As to the pedicure issue, I am so far behind that my feet are shaming me. Even hidden in shoes and socks, I know they are dire, unattended, unpainted, and awfuller by the day.
    I wonder if this is somehow, in the infinite universe, connected with the not posting thing. I haven’t been feeling much like posting myself. And I don’t generally just dry up gratuitously this way. But then I did at last- a small vacation helped.
    I had better get busy with the toes before the outdoors is too cold for flip-flops, though. It takes sooo much time if they have to truly, totally dry before you leave- a person might need to take a day off for pedicure alone. and that could feel, well, desperate.

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  20. Julie Avatar

    There still seem to be plenty of collards in the market, so I will undertake this mission sometime in the near future. I occasionally have a fleeting thought of NaBloPoMo, seeing as how I’m on sabbatical and all, but I don’t seem to have the endless hours of time that I’d originally envisioned for this year. Hmmm. My first pedicure in months is scheduled for Tuesday, along with other salon-based rituals that G refers to as “girly stuff.”
    BTW, FYI, your (and Molly’s) slow-roasted tomatoes make an appearance in my current post. Thanks — they are truly superb.

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  21. Elizabeth Avatar
    Elizabeth

    At this time of year my CSA provides not only provides all those great dark green leafy vegetables: collards, kale, chard, beet tops, but also provides me with german butterball potatoes and elephant garlic. I’ve been making something like your collard squares/crustless quiche, but I’ve given it a bottom layer using thin slices of potato and thin slices elephant garlic.
    In some ways the preparation is like those grated potato crusts in that I add a little of the custard to the potato and garlic layer and bake the bottom layer for 30 minutes before adding the filling and baking until the filling is firm.
    It’s the best use that I’ve found for the elephant garlic that always show up at this time of year in my CSA.

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  22. Cakespy Avatar

    This looks so good! What a creative and different way to use collards.

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  23. Luisa Avatar

    Elizabeth – that sounds DELICIOUS.

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  24. mbbored Avatar
    mbbored

    This is baking in my oven right now and I can’t wait to pull it out. I’ve also got some nice CSA sweet potatoes roasting beside it for what feels like a nice down home dinner. It’s so nice having something besides my usual stewed collards for dinner.

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  25. Karen Avatar
    Karen

    Hi Luisa
    I made this on Sunday for a tasty dinner. I had never prepared collards so this was the perfect opportunity…and well worth it. I’m working at getting more of those dark leafy greens in my diet! I wished I had had some slow-roasted tomatoes to go with it – they would have been perfect!

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  26. Heather B. Avatar

    I haven’t had the block so much as I’ve had too much to write about and not enough time. This recipe makes me drool. I come from a family of Southerners – Alabama, West Virginia – and they are all about the collards but it always involves bits of pig, etc and I am the lone vegetarian in the bunch. But now I shall prepare this for Thanksgiving and maybe I won’t miss out on the collards once again.

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  27. fahrrad Avatar

    Dies ist ein großer Ort. Ich möchte hier noch einmal.

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