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I hope you aren't too disappointed that I chose to break two weeks of silence by featuring the lowly scrambled egg. It's anti-climactic, I know. But after such a long absence from my kitchen, I had to ease my way back into it. Well, that, and the fact that I had no fresh milk (or soy) for breakfast this morning, so eggs it had to be.

In January, Daniel Patterson wrote an article in the New York Times Magazine about his new version for scrambling eggs in an attempt to skirt the usual trouble that eggs present when scrambled in stainless steel pans (mess), and the inevitable health issues that come up when you think about scrambling eggs in nonstick pans (death by deformity, or something).

I clipped this article, though the technique and the reasons for its creation did seem a bit ridiculous (since when has a chef balked at the mess a measly egg or two makes when scrambled in a regular pan?). And it took me 10 months to get around to trying the recipe out, which probably says something, too. This morning, though, it finally seemed like the right time. I needed breakfast and I had nothing else in the house.

So, I cracked two eggs (hardly fresh) into a fine sieve, let the "thin" albumen drain out, then transfered the thick albumen and yolks into a bowl, at which point I was instructed to beat them for 20 seconds. After bringing four inches of water to a boil, and lightly salting the water, I created a whirpool with a spoon, poured in the beaten eggs, put the top on, and counted another 20 seconds. I turned off the heat, removed the top, and voila! A stormcloud of scrambled eggs.

I gently drained the eggs, and then slid them onto a plate. Clean-up was swift and easy, yes, but the eggs? They had a delicate, trembly texture, which was lovely (and which you can sort of see in the picture above), but very little taste. Although I had drained the eggs and pressed on them to get more water out of them, they tasted much like hot, salty water. Oh, and olive oil. A disappointing breakfast (though I remedied that with the last of the frozen corn pancakes from the summer), to say the least.

The verdict is that I'd much rather deal with that irritating film that cooked eggs leave behind in a stainless steel pan (but have a pile of flavorful, creamy eggs to savor) than to have an antiseptically clean kitchen (post-cooking, no less!) and insipid eggs on my plate. And in other news? I'm so glad to be home again! I missed my bloggy blog and my dear readers. Hope you've all been well!

Poached Scrambled Eggs
Serves 2

4 large eggs
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil (optional)
Fine sea salt
Freshly ground black pepper

1. Crack each egg into a medium-mesh sieve (or narrow-slotted spoon), letting the thin white drain away. Transfer the remaining yolk and white to a small bowl. Beat the eggs vigorously with a fork for 20 seconds.

2. Set a medium saucepan filled with 4 inches of water over moderate heat. Put a strainer in the sink. When the water is at a low boil, add a few large pinches of salt, then stir in a clockwise direction to create a whirlpool. Pour the eggs into the moving water, cover the pot and count to 20.

3. Turn off the heat and uncover the pot. The eggs should be floating on the surface in ribbons. While holding back the eggs with a spoon, pour off most of the water over the strainer. Gently slide the eggs into the strainer and press them lightly to expel any excess liquid.

4. Scoop the eggs into bowls, drizzle with olive oil if desired and season with salt and freshly ground black pepper.

Variations: Serve with butter; smoked paprika; piment d'Espelette; or a spoonful of crème fraîche and a dollop of caviar.

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19 responses to “Daniel Patterson’s Poached Scrambled Eggs”

  1. AnnieKNodes Avatar

    So glad you’re back, Luisa! I’m glad you started out with something simple. No need to be flashy when you’re fresh off the plane!~

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  2. deb Avatar

    Welcome back! Since it would be very tacky to say that I’m glad you tried that recipe so I now don’t have to, I won’t say that. I will say, however, that another scrambled egg recipe that might be interesting to try (though I haven’t yet, and I suppose it’s my turn to be guinea pig) is mentioned by Hesser in Cooking for Mr. Latte. It’s from Boulud, and he cooks them in a double-boiler over simmering water, stirring constantly for a few minutes. They’re suppose to be very light and unrubbery, and I promise to report back if I ever get to them.

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  3. Alanna Avatar

    Welcome home, Luisa … no doubt we’ll see / read more about your trip? But I’ll ditto Annie and Deb re flash and fuss and Deb too since I’ve got this clipped and lost in some file somewhere; with any luck, I’ll remember your experience!

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  4. Molly Avatar

    Welcome back, my friend! So good to see / read you again. And you know how I feel about eggs – no apologies or excuses needed! BRING IT ON.
    But as for the mess of scrambling eggs, have you tried heavy-gauge anodized aluminum pans? When Brandon moved in, with him came a bunch of Calphalon One pans, and I’m slowly falling in love with them. [I thought I was a 100% All Clad girl, but apparently, no.] They are a nice compromise between stainless steel and nonstick. I used one of the saucepans the other day to make slow-scrambled eggs (beaten with a little butter and water, and then whisked over very low heat for a long time, until they resemble soft oatmeal – so good!), and they came right out with very little residue. From what I understand, the anodized surface is non-reactive and quite safe, so long as it isn’t chipped – and it’s much harder to chip than nonstick. So far, so good… xo

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  5. Luisa Avatar

    Sam – indeed! It sounds like you felt the same way about these eggs much as I did.
    Annie – thank you! It’s so nice to be back.
    Deb – not tacky at all, my dear! After all, it’s really sort of my m.o. here, no? And yes, I would LOVE to know about how that Boulud method works out for you…
    Alanna – thank you! Dribs and drabs on the trip to come.
    Molly – There’s no place like home, truly. I haven’t tried those pans, but I’ve heard great things about them. Sounds like a good thing to keep in mind the next time I’m shopping for pans.
    The low-heat, continuous whisking method is my absolute favorite way of making scrambled eggs. We made them in Berlin last week and those organic German eggs, man, they made a huge difference. Delicious and quivery – a gorgeous dinner.

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  6. Lisa (Homesick Texan) Avatar

    I scramble my eggs in an iron skillet with enough butter that I never have problems cleaning up afterward. And who would never sacrifice taste for a clean pan? It sounds like this guy’s got issues. But thank you for teaching me a new word:”albumen!”

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  7. Lia Avatar

    Welcome back, Luisa! I had gotten used to reading your blog regularly, so your posts were definitely missed these past few weeks.
    I’m a big fan of eggs and even made some myself this morning for breakfast. I too am torn on which pans to use. I keep threatening to throw out my teflon, but can never bring myself to do it. I even heard today that certain ingredients in chapstick are linked to cancer — is there anything that isn’t bad for us!? Those pans that Molly mentioned sound good, so maybe that’s the answer.

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  8. Paige Avatar

    Add me to the chorus of welcome backs–I’ve missed you. I keep meaning to make those Barbara Fairchild cookies with my kids (they look so unbearably good) but haven’t gotten around to it–but I did make the Ana Sortun chicken flatbreads as an appetizer for a big dinner party a few weeks ago and they were amazing. Good as leftovers, too…thanks again for your lovely blog.

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  9. Paige Avatar

    And BTW, I, too, use my cast iron pan for scrambled eggs. A little butter, or even a spray of canola oil, and they’re fine, and easy to clean up. As to the anodized aluminum thing–my mother gave me a giant saute/braising anod. alum. pan, and it’s pretty amazing. I, too, may finally have found something I like better than my beloved All Clad. (Actually, I like French copper better, but I am too lazy to maintain it…)

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  10. pat lachman Avatar
    pat lachman

    stainless steel pans and non stick pans are all well and good, but try a well seasoned cast iron pan for fantastic scrambled eggs. Cleanup is easy if you use cold water to rinse the eggy pan after plating the scrambled eggs. Leave the eggy bits on the pan until you have done eating, then clean pan with warm water and a plastic scrubby or brush (no soap, please), rinse and dry on stove burner (high heat) just until dry.

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  11. Leland Avatar

    Hey! Welcome home! I played with this recipe last winter too: http://technically.us/eat/articles/2006/01/11/boiling-vortex-eggs
    and I decided I’d never scramble eggs in fat again. As it turns out, I haven’t poached them since then.

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  12. Julie Avatar

    I’m not a big enough scrambled egg fan to try unusual techniques to achieve the perfect scrambled egg so I’ll skip all talk of egg and just say welcome back! I’ve missed reading you.

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  13. Mae Avatar

    I see what you mean. Too good to be true. I think, after reading the very end, i would rather scrub the pan [for two days] too 🙂
    My Fiance loves scrambled eggs for lazy weekend breakfasts and i’m faced with the same pan problem all the time.

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  14. Luisa Avatar

    Lisa – you’re welcome! 🙂 I’ve scrambled eggs in my cast-iron pan, and you’re right, it’s pretty much a cinch.
    Lia – thank you so much! It’s so nice catching up, too, on what everyone else has been blogging about these past 2 weeks.
    If you don’t already own one, perhaps a cast-iron pan is the answer? They’re good for SO many things…
    Paige – thank you, thank you for your kind words. I’m so glad to hear that the flatbreads were a hit – and you’ll have to try those cookies soon! I agree, copper is gorgeous and wonderful, but who has the time to deal with the upkeep? I used to babysit for a family in Paris who had only copper pans and it was more of a hassle to clean them up than to get their 7-month old baby to sleep regularly!
    Pat – my mother just told me about the cold water rinse for eggy pans last week! It’s a good tip… I’ve never dried my cast-iron pan on the stove like that, I’ll have to try it next time!
    Leland – Hey, and I commented on your post on them! So, how come you haven’t tried them this way again?
    Julie – thanks, my dear! I’ve missed being here.
    Mae – sounds like you might be a candidate for a cast-iron pan as well! Or maybe your fiance can master the pan-washing as long as you do the egg-cooking? 🙂

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  15. lindy Avatar

    Missed you- and glad to see you back and blogging. I’m another vote for the well-seasoned cast iron pan, and butter with any manner of eggs.

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  16. chameleonz Avatar
    chameleonz

    This is great way to make eggs & you can also add a little truffle oil,butter or fresh herbs to the water
    it really makes a delicious scramled egg dish!

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  17. DL Avatar
    DL

    welcome back!

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  18. mzn Avatar

    I don’t have much to add that the others haven’t said, but I wanted to add my voice to the chorus. I didn’t like this recipe either.
    http://haverchuk.blogspot.com/2006/01/eggs-poached-scrambled.html

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